Oh My God My Chest is Killing me. I mean My Arms are killing me too!!! I have to keep reminding myself that they hurt because I used my dumbbells during the biggest loser walking video. I have to remind myself of this because I’m such a hypochondriac! I remember When I was in my early twenties I would call my Friend Amanda (who was an RN).
Me: Amanda I think I’m Having A Heart Attack
Amanda: Girl Your Not Having a Heart Attack.
Me: But You know I’m a Big Girl I’m Having Chest Pains
Amanda: Even being Over Weight at your age it’s very unlikely
Me: I’m Having Chest pains and my arm hurts
Amanda: Leah I’m Almost For sure your Not having a heart attack
Me: OK If your Sure.
I used to do this maybe once a month. My Poor Friend Amanda Was such a Trooper with me and my Craziness.
This should of been a sign I should stop smoking WEED!!!!! LOL I used to FREAK OUT!!! On top of me being a Hypochondria I would get Stoned and Be so paranoid.
Then there was the time at 3 am I Swore My Appendix was going to burst. I woke up my then Boyfriend (Now Husband) Had him take me to the ER. I was totally in panic. I was in Pain and I was not doing so well. As We are getting out of the Car to Go into the ER. I let out the BIGGEST FART EVER!!!!!!! I mean I think I set off the car alarm next to me it was such a fart. So Andrew Just shook his head and got back in the car. So Now Years later I don’t smoke pot and I had my Appendix Removed when it was actually going bad (which I totally put off like it was no biggie until my mom forced me to go to the ER) . All Discovery health channels are banned in our house. If they have a special on tumors I swear I have one and My husband has to Tell Me it’s not a tumor.
Now I just have to remind myself My Chest HURTS Because I rocked my Work out. I pushed myself harder then I had in a while working all of those sore Muscles. So My Name is Leah and I’m a Hypochondriac and I’m trying to get better